This was sent in from Kerry Rolls in the Chichester boats office. Looks like someone has an issue with their choice of decoration on top of their tree...
From: Kelly Barnes Sent: 03 December 2008 09:21To: Boatshop24; Stephen Sumner Subject: Where's our fairy?
Dear All,
It is a grave day indeed when our tree fairy is kidnapped and held for ransom. I discovered the attached note when I was putting a freshly cleaned and dried teaspoon back into the cutlery drawer this morning.
I would like to make clear that we do not respond to this kind of blackmail and we will not be depositing any sort of ransom payment. However we would like to appeal to the kidnapper(s) to return her safe and sound back to the tree. If he/she/they do this then we will not look back through our CCTV footage of the office and will not punish said kidnapper(s).
Kind regards,
Big Brother
Dear All,
It is a grave day indeed when our tree fairy is kidnapped and held for ransom. I discovered the attached note when I was putting a freshly cleaned and dried teaspoon back into the cutlery drawer this morning.
I would like to make clear that we do not respond to this kind of blackmail and we will not be depositing any sort of ransom payment. However we would like to appeal to the kidnapper(s) to return her safe and sound back to the tree. If he/she/they do this then we will not look back through our CCTV footage of the office and will not punish said kidnapper(s).
Kind regards,
Big Brother
And here's the ransom note...
1 comment:
That is classic :o)
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