A report in from Pembroke regarding their current building work.
WARNING - innuendos and double-entendres are rife in this!
Hard helmet loving Pembroke Receptionist Bridget Mann has a slight glow to her as
She inspects the new Pembroke refurbishment.
She inspects the new Pembroke refurbishment.
“I love all these ladders and Poles” beamed Bridget “it just makes me want to dance.”
Reports that staff have been using the scaffolding as an adventure playground have yet to be confirmed. The new-look Pembroke will be ready in time for the spring.
Finally some sage words of advice from Bridget; “Whatever the circumstance, always wear protection.”
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